Dr. Freddie will see you now

Don't let the lack of white coat (or clothes) fool you. Underneath those underoos is a real doctor with a great bedside manner. He sticks that thermometer in your mouth and tells you "you have a mouth." He also puts it in your eyeball and says "this will make your eye bigger." Then he puts it in your hair and says "Now I'm going to put medicine in your hair." He's the best in his field, so if you make an appointment now, you can probably see him in the spring.